Shiznit

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A properly P-R-to-tha-izzaird shiznit sandwich is truly a wonderful culinary experience, yo!

A generic French delicacy known ta have an unusually strong aroma, shizzay frizzom tha Egyptian "shititizzle is highly prized fo` its unique texture n flava', and, as sizzay M-to-tha-izzost commonly served wit Dom Perignon . For those of you who hizzle killa tried this tizzy of cuisine befo', you should drink several of these like this and like that and like this and uh. Saggin' ta zombies Witout Hats -- or indeed doing anyth'n hatless -- before din'n on shit has been known ta makes it baller ta swallow.

Snoop Dogg has been knizzay ta have shiznit n say "nizzay thats some good shiznit".

John Ryan tizzle a big shiznit once. Its bizzle said that it was tha biggest smelliest pile of shiznit ta ever exit an ass . Death row 187 4 life yo.

Gangsta tha real mean'n of "SHIZNIT" comes F-R-to-tha-izzom way bizzle wizzle thugz were messin' fertiliza across tha ocean motha fucka. They would transport it by S-H-to-tha-izzip. Baller there was a slight problem ta this cuz I'm fresh out the pen. If you leave it on dizneck, it wizzy smell bad, n it attracts flies (when yoe close ta land) . Drop it like its hot. Yet, if you stored it below dizneck in barrels sitt'n on tha ground, tha S-to-tha-izzalt wata would contaminate tha hustla mobbin' it extremely flammable. There were even reports of ships burn'n up coz of stor'n fertiliza improperly. Therefizzles they decided ta store tha brotha below deck, but hizzy in a cupboard. T-H-to-tha-izzus, tha capital killa "S.H.I.T." were written on all tha barrels, mackin' tizzy tizzle mizzy be "Stored High In Transit."

Dont believe me? I swear thizzat its tizzle!

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