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[edit] Shotacon
Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it.
Of course, only a sick, perverted country like Japan has different words for child porn with girls and child porn with boys, but we knew the asians are batshit insane. In france, everyone love shotacon.
Shotacon is a sub-genre of hentai. Its central focus are 13 year old boys (or younger) having wild gay sex, though in real life this would never happen because they're too busy playing X-box, and most haven't hit puberty yet.
So hence, in basics Shotacon is a lot like yaoi, except younger with less pubes.
Shotacon and Lolicon are legal in a fuckload of countries. And we all know it's only illegal if you get caught.
[edit] Facts
-only 70% of Shotacon consumers are 30 year old men the rest are yaoi fangirls and while those that are still minors themselves aren't technically pedophiles, it's still fucking creepy
-Shotacon is fucking creepy.
-Shotacon was invented by the nazis.
-Shotacon is illegal lyke whoa in the US. This means you should stop calling Disney and asking them to license Boku no Pico so you can wank without Japanese censorship to your illegal fansubs.
-Shotacon is nice to wap to. In fact, if you do, you'll probably blow a load all over yourself while your mom barges in your room and catches you.
-Shotacon is a beautifull and much needed art form for females 1
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