Sid the Science Kid
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If you read this, go to hell, for it is about a communist that likes to trample retards and homos. You have been warned
Gorbachev "Sid the Science Kid" Stalin is a douchey stereotypical self-proclaimed Kindergarten "Scientist". He goes to School in a San Diego slum district. He is known for asking the dumbest questions (i.e. Where did my little brother come from? How do I go pee? Why do I get erections?)
[edit] Don't be mean to him folks
Sid the Science Kid always asks questions that change the way we think of things. Even though he carries around a baby toy and does his pet dog when his parents aren't home, he is still a human being, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! Let's not give him a hard time, he's still a retard, and a retard he'll be.
[edit] Controversial Episode
One episode was so scary, the PBS jerks thought it shouldn't air. Here is a fragment of the script.
Sid: I just gotta know, WHERE DID MY LITTLE BROTHER COME FROM?
Old Lady: Sid, breakfast time.
Sid: BREAKFAST TIME!!!!
Sid: Where do babies come from?
It could go on, but we don't want it to get too revealing for all the snotty nosed brats little kids out there.
[edit] Charaters
Gerald "Wierd Pink Kid": One of Sid's friends. He hates Michael Jackson after he sneaked into his room at night and "played" with him. He is currently a retard that thinks he is a rock star and has a very black accent.
Gabriella: A lesbian that always questions Sid about his choice on beating up homos. She watches stupid television shows like Barney, Sesame Street, Cribz, and Bob the Builder. People still don't know why she gets into Sid's house.
May: A fellow lesbian that made out with Chuck Norris and got hit in the head with Chuck's "chin fist"(which explains why she is so retarded).
Zeke: Sid's baby brother that has a smelly diaper that is never changed because Sid's family is so f***ing poor.
Teacher Suzie Hitler: Sid's teacher that likes children (as in, would put them before her, not anything sexual). She is Adolph Hitler's grandniece and likes to violate women in cripple stools, because we all know, cripples have to poo too.
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Going to need a lot more content dude. Oh, did you read BGBU and HTBFANJS yet? Good luck.MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 22:16, Aug 20
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