Siegfried & Roy

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Siegfried & Roy was a famous cock fighting duo in the later 20th and early 21st Century. Interestingly, both served as Chancellor of Germany in the 1800's.

[edit] Early Career

Siegfried & Roy met in 1890, when Roy Horn was first manufactured in a Lithuanian soda bottle factory. Siegfried was active during the Roy years as Chancellor of Germany, and they developed an almost alarmingly close relationship. When they discovered their shared interests for cocks, both began planning for future cock fighting shows.

As Chancellor, Roy Horn, with the help of Siegfried, put on their first show to eager Germans in 1893. It was a terrible showing, and is believed to be a major reason for Roy Horn's early resignation of the office of Chancellor.

[edit] Success

In the 1980's and 1990's, the show picked up steam. Newly interwoven puns and allusions entertained people for endless hours as the genre of cock fighting began to take off.

But disaster struck when a 'tame' cock, Barphallamu, pecked Roy Horn's pecker leaving him pecker-less in 2003. This brought an end to the legendary show, and an era.

[edit] Current Day

Although the group was separated for a time by a big pussy, the group is expected to eventually get back together, as demand for Cock fights is at an all time high.