Sigmund Froid

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Sigmund when he was 6 years-old, next to his sister, who would later turn into a porn-star.

Born as Sigmundo Freud in Valparaíso, Argentina in 1865 although he has always denied it. At the age of 12 he learn to speak french and moved to a small town near Paris called Oh-Virginia-Your-Mother-Cooks-Très-Well. There he began his studies in ancient epistemology and in natural cooking. One day, when he was 13 years-old, he went to school and forgot his jacket at home. As it was december and as he was in France, he realized that it was extremely cold to be out withouth a jacket. His body temperature descended to 13ºC and because of this he changed his name to Sigmund Froid, as he was going to be known for the rest of his days. That day he got a cold and his mother punched him in the nose for forgetting the jacket; the truth is that she didn't like his new name. Sigmund died in 2065 in a motorbike accident. He was going at 45km/h (293 mp/h) when he sneezed and one of the tires of the bike exploded. His corpse was found 13 years later in a box of (blue) cheese.

He is the council of Sigmund_Freud.