Silicone boobs

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Silicon breasts are an American invention hailed as the saviour of women born with normal breasts. However, this opinion is not entirely shared by most sentient humans. Lesbians have long held the philosophy that your hand is only so big, so what's the deal? American males have a different view; universally stating that the bigger the breasts the bigger the fun. Their comment has been the subject of numerous PhD theses in the faculties of psychiatry and Freudian philosophy in most universities outside of the USA.

[edit] The debate rages

Cosmetic surgeons in desperate need to fill the niche left gapping by birth deformaties, burn victims and victims of random brutual violence, praise the invention for providing a degree of confidence to shy, insecure and neurotic females with more dollars than sense. Beside, for most transexual hormone replacement just doesn't give them the rack they've always dreamed of. Not withstanding the debate, the surgical implantation of a toxic substance under the skin of females and males to enhance or imitate mammory glands has had a long, economically successful and unhealthy history in all places where people have little to do with their time other than wonder why nobody likes them.

From the country who brought you Hooters, Bay Watch and pornography that pretends external ejaculation is the norm (what's that about?), silicone breasts have been used by sex industry employees, trannies and rich dumb women for years. You must realise that this is the country that refused to put spunk box Kiera Knightly on the cover of some glossy magazine because her breasts are too small and may (get this) offend people. So logically, if a 12 year old has a C cup, that's ok.

[edit] Breasts are actually very very nice

They feel good, remind you of the initiation with food, warmth and comfort as a baby, look nice (especially when partially hidden), have interesting ways of moving depending on the owner's urgency, footware or clothing, and smell good too. By contrast, silicone is a chemical construct that's used in glue, sealants, lubricants for moving machinery, cooking utensils and anything else you might need a rubbery substance for. Carefully and professionally implanted inside the human body they feel like a lump of rubber, convert the natural shape of a breast into either a mushroom or bulge, move to all the wrong places and can never ever make milk.

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