Sink the Bismark
Sink the Bismark is a film about a Nazi Battleship, and the British attempt to sink that ship. Oddly enough, many major characters and elements involve types of pastries, and other breakfast products.
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The Bismark and her commander
The ship in the title is named for a long crème filled pastry that is often iced. The pastry itself is named for its inventor, Pastry chef Otto Von Bismarck.
The Bismark is the pride of the Nazi fleet, which is commanded by Admiral Doüghnuts.
According to legend, Admiral Doüghnuts created the tasty breakfast treat; the doughnut treats were created with a hole to fit over the handles of a ship's wheel, so Doüghnuts' helmsman could keep his hands on the wheel.
Admiral Doüghnuts would later become the second and last Führer of the Third Reich when Hitler died of acute lead poisoning.
Whether or not Captain Krüeller was present is lost to history.
The British Ships that fought with and sank the Bismark included HMS Earl of Grey, Cuppa Joe, and Java.