Sir Issac Newton

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British nerd (1792 AD-2006 BC) with a righteous 'do, discoverer of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, corn, and poopie.

The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) was proven with his revolutionary formula, as shown:

Failed to parse (unknown function\midgets): 3(marinara sauce)-pirates^7\midgets(noodles\(Kansas^cavemennoarereal)

Many Texans, such as The Pope, Bill Clinton, and Spiderman dispute the validity of his equation, on the grounds that its translator didn't know how to write it.

Corn and poopie, still theoritical concepts of scatology, await empirical verification.

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[edit] Early Life

Newton was born in Zork Maze 14, archeological evidence suggest he may have been born in Mexico, but that's just silly.

[edit] Invention of Text Destroyer

Newton invented a Text Destruction Device, powered by the Internet, John Quincy Adams, and, theoretically, poopie. (See Ralph Nader).