The skateboard was invented by Jason Smith in the year 1969. It was supposed to be a weapon of mass seduction. After the invention of the atomic dildo it was no longer needed.
Jason Smith(A Midget.) also invented the basic skateboard tricks "the ollie" "the kickflip" and "the ill kill all blacks trick he kick eevry ones ass (blacks)and even fought chuck norris and won holy shit chuck norris was the first person to seduct a skateboard and he got the woody first adolf hitler is a fag and never did shit to help skating jason smith rules and the 2nd trick that jason smith invented was the i killed chuck norris trick
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