Skyscraper

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The Skyscraper' is a large building that is very big and tall. Unfortunately, due to its size, it has a tendency to scrape the sky. (Hence the name skyscraper). Many have thought that this was, in fact, the reason why the ozone layer is thinning. Of course, all those people are wrong, since it is scientifically proven that Chuck Norris is taking care of that.

The scraping action of the skyscrapers actually produce holes not only in the sky, but in your vision. Staring directly at the top of a skyscraper can cause you to have a spasm, and will indefiniely cause vision "holes". The tops of every skyscraper produce surreality waves, which are extremely unradioactive, and the antiradioactivity will make one's eyes shrivel up like a mushroom. The only way to prevent this from happening is by wearing cool Mr. Smith shades, which can block surreality waves from hitting your eyes.

Some people don't understand the physics behind the skyscraper. Basically: there are none. They not only disobey the laws of physics, but openly defy them. The sheer weight of the true skyscraper is enough to make any scientist crawl into a corner. The fact that they stand so tall, and look so huge is explained only by really smart people, who, of course, just make it all up as they go along. You, definetely, would never understand. Most other people might be able to.

The insides of a skyscraper are filled with ugly offices, where hundreds of people spend many a miserable day working. Why they do such a terrible thing is beyond our understanding, but there are still people out there trying to find answers to all these questions.