Slasher Film

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“Slasher Film is cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet.”

~ Robert Hamburger on Slasher Film

“Do not ask what your Slasher Film can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Slasher Film.”

~ JFK on Slasher Films

“And then, the killer dude cuts the blonde chick's head off! it was AWESOME, man!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Slasher Films

The Slasher Film is a staple of modern cinema. They are defined by their epic plots and surprising endings. Most of the greatest films ever were slasher films. Anything else is crap. You fucking cunt.

[edit] History

The slasher film was created in the year 1337 A.D.H.D. by Pope Lucifer XDVIIKCVDSI. The first film of the genre was Titanic. The audience liked it so much, they wanted to "slash her". This refered to a rather obscure euphemism for fuck. However, the critics thought that this meant slasher like killer. So many film makers decided to create films like that. They were wildly successful. These movies have since become an integral part of the movie experiece.

[edit] Modern Age

Today's slasher films are characterized by their rich character development and their awesome death scenes. Most of these films have lots of chicks who meet various ends by a single killer who has absolutely no actual motive for killing them. This does, contrary to popular belief, accurately depict the average serial killer

[edit] See Also

Horror film

Decapitation Disease

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