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A slut (otherwise known as Paris Hilton, your mom, or the chick that gave you the venerial disease) is an odd vampire-like creature that lives off penises and boobs. They prey on the penises of young boys as well as old men. They also prey on the boobs of young girls and old women. They do this by tricking the woman or man (girl or boy) into believing they would like to engage in sexual intercourse. After they have the woman or man naked, they strike, usually swallowing the penis or boob(s) whole. Sluts were once an endagered species, but recently they are found in many areas.
They may also be known as spermdumpsters, cumbuckets, cumswappers, cumsavers, most middle-aged woman, Bruce Winchester, or jizzcans. If a slut tries to secretly disguise herself under one of these names, be assured they are the same thing. If you do fall prey to one of these creatures and you notice strange changes or bumps on your penis, be sure to call your local healthcare professional or witch doctor.
The slüt is a piece of furniture made by Ikea. Scientists worldwide agree that one day, the sluts and the slüts will wage an all out war, and the slüts will eventually rule the world. We will all do their bidding, and they will chain us up and whip us for hours on end. (And we'll love it.)
Though Sluts are generally evil, there are few sluts that fight for the good of the world.
The Slut Brigade is a crime fighting force of sluts with the sole aim to better society through fucking the brains out of people who ignore their rules.
One example of a small slut brigade is on the show The Simple Life. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie act as a slut brigade attempting to fight crime, however, they are to stupid to do it and just end up fucking the brains out of people off the show.
Thing To Look Out For
- STI's or STD's depending on which era you're from... best to watch out for both.
- Nails, they hurt man...
- Mirrored floors.
- Mirrors on shoes (It happens, haven't seen it on a slut's shoe yet though).
- Slut Parades.
- Frisbies, one clocked me right in the eye this morning.
Examples of Sluts
- Ann Coulter
- Belle (the topless slut)
- Cartman's Mom
- Crack Whore
- Captain Caveman
- Honda Civics
- Janet Weiss
- Jessica Simpson
- Kim Beazley
- Samurai Lincoln
- Your Mom
- Majority of high school girls