Sniper
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[edit] sniper mentality
Snipers are a strange breed of folk, with morals much akin to that of the common rapist. Their hobbies normally include arson, vandalism, stealing clothes from washing lines, and sodomy.
Snipers are probably the most intelligent breed of the common infantry soldier(nofutureus vulgaris) rather than being in the thick of the fighting they prefer to be hundreds of yards away defecating in plastic bags and raising the cardiac related mortality rate of the local indigenous wildlife by jumping out from clever concealment and yelling things like "BOO!".
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