Snollygaster

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A legend of ancient folklore, the Snollygoster is a mythical beast that preys on poultrty and small children. Not much is known about the mysterious Snollygoster, but scientists are currently studying Snollygoster markings to better understand his peculiar attributes. One of the few survivors of a Snollygoster attack, who wished to remain anynomous, described the Snollygoster as having "enormous wings, a large beak, indestructable claws, and one all-seeing eye atop its forehead. It looked like a cross between a vampire and a tiger". The man was later impaled by a baboon.

Since 1909, the Snollygoster, or sometimes called "Snallygaster", has plauged North American communities.

The most recent sighting of a group of Snollygasters happened in Hell, Norway on May 20, 1956.