Snot

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“THat stuff is under my nose? EW!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Snot

“I can't keep it in, I've got to let it out, I've got to show the world, the world's got to see.”

~ Cat Stevens on Snot

Snot, a.k.a. mucus, is the stuff that forms in your nose that's is like boogers, only its very liquidy and mushy and, well, disgusting. It is not part of your brain, so don't freak out; but, it is gross, although not as gross as a dump, but still pretty nasty. It comes in different forms and color. It is not to be confused with "booger", which is a solid, or earwax, as that's from the ears, or semen.

[edit] Function

In the beginning, God (or evolution if your an athiest) created snot for a specific purpose.

[edit] Red Snot

If there is something that comes out of your nose and it is like a red watery substance, that's not snot, your having a nosebleed. However, their is a thing called red snot. Red snot is a combination of snot and blood, usually after a nose bleed. Sometimes it can be just mostly green with a little bit of red, or it could be all red (you'll have to get a noise bleed to have this though). It is not advised to eat red snot unless a) you like the taste of blood, b) your a vampire, or c) your just sick like that.

[edit] As a Food

Many children would pick their nose and eat the snot, which is more disgusting than eating boogers. When people have stuffy nose, they will sniff up the snot and swallow it. People in Third World countries find sno as a delicacy, as they find everything else disgusting is (spiders, bugs, scorpions, snails, beans from goat crap, snot). They will fry it up, boil it, or use it as ingredients for their cooking. Sometimes people who cant afford stuff