Socio-Marine Physics
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The study of how fish have sex.
There are three current schools and one shoal:
- The lay eggs school - The classic view, females lay eggs and males fertilise them externally.
- The anal rape school - Developed in the 1960s, this view states that male fish anally rape whatever passes in front of them, and females then shit over their eggs, with the semen seeping from dropping to egg.
- The quantum school - Fish just happen.
And the discredited shoal:
- God made all the fish.
