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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Sockless.
Some of the unfortunate sockless.

Those unfortunate enough not to be in possession of socks. Often found in areas of extreme poverty or cheese. May become violent if approached by a non-sockless, or if shown pictures of kitten skin. If you are approached by a sockless, offer it your own socks, unless you are a double amputee, when a brief apology will suffice.