Soda-Time Continuum
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The Soda-Time Continuum was Bill Gates' answer to the non-existence of a soft drink market for his products. He also created the Soda-Time Continuum as a place to test new bugs before being released to the public.
[edit] Uses
In the time since its first release, various other uses have been discovered, these include:
- Unlimited source of all forms of soda.
- Access to Sub-Soda, allowing for FTL travel.
- A safe place to store Kittens for long periods of time.
[edit] NOTE
It is not recommended that anyone stay in the Soda-Time Continuum for too long, as it is highly unstable (as demonstrated by it's fizzyness) and may fizzle you to death at any point.
