“Man if you use that shiv on Jenkins, You're gonna go to solidarty.”
Solidarity was a Scottish political party that is
commie rats socialists that believed that everyone must have common goals and love Tommy Sheridan. This was easily achieved as their membership barely exceeds 1 and is comprised of Tommy and his hooker fanclub (which, after a More4 dodumentary revealed, never existed).
a complete list of leaders includes Tommy Sheridan, Tommy sheridans mom and Your Mum.
“He was the recent star of our "When Politicians meet Prostitutes" article and "When Socialists Share It All Out".”
He was born in Glasgow (add sarcastic remark insulting Glasgow here) in 1962 and later graduating from Stirling University with a degree in Economics. Using this impressive degree he quickly joined The comically named party Militant Tendency (Slogan:We're fun , we're socialist, and we HATE Neil Kinnock)
After said Kinnock found his dentures and bit down on Militant Tendency Tommy wandered aimlessly for a while until he met the SSP(Scottish Socialist Party).Tommmy had a wonderful time. But when he tried to get out everything went bad for him as everyone in the SSP ,under their new leader Colin Foxy (The politician who's smart and sexy.) stabbed him in the back.
BUT,our noble commie was not finished. Moving from the SSP headquarters, a warboat in the shape of Karl Marx's head, to Solidarity headquarters, a hole in the ground in Keppochhill, was hard for him, but he has snuggled down and spent half a year with his party - a splinter faction rammed up Scotland's arse.
Tommy Sheridan, when alive, was obsessed with cancelling poverty. As he gained no votes in the recent Scottish Elections of May 3, 2007, he lost his deposit and, as such, landed himself into perpetual poverty which killed him.
Tommy Sheridan's voice never dropped below 100 decibels. It's so loud that when he first ever spoke, the reverberation ran right the way round the world and can still be heard today. As a result, every human is now deaf.
There was a public vote to decide the name of the new party. Here are some other suggestions.