Some French chick

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That sure is some French chick!

Some French chick has been around for centuries, and more famous people have rode her more than the proverbial village bicycle. She has been the subject of countless poems, paintings, plays and is featured on the front page of the 2001 edition of the Kama Sutra.

Though she is well over 4,000 years old and has hairy armpits, she still easily passes for 21… and that accent. Good Gawd.

Men She Has "Inspired"[edit]

  1. William Shakespeare
  2. Frank Herbert
  3. Paul "Earthquake" Pena
  4. Bob The Builder
  5. Christopher Columbus
  6. Clark Kent
  7. Buddha
  8. Doogie Howser
  9. John Travolta
  10. Cleveland Steamer
  11. Manu Chao
  12. Mr. Kachi
  13. Socrates
  14. Christopher Walken
  15. Me
  16. and me too

Women She Has "Inspired"[edit]

  1. A cheerleader named Debra
  2. Britney Spears
  3. Madonna

Works Based Upon Her[edit]

  1. Romeo and Juliet, Uncut ~ William Shakespeare
  2. Hot Sands, Thirsty Babes ~ Frank Herbert
  3. The Moaning Lisa
  4. Skippy Gets Some Down Under
  5. Gladis Stoutpamphlet's Adventures in the Red Light District
  6. Oscar Wilde's last album, "Groovin' Not So Homosexual"
  7. Bob The Builder's "Love Swing"
  8. Debbie Does Paris
  9. A Brief History of Time ~ Stephen Hawking
  10. The Bible (the part about Adam…)