Some guy you've never heard of
SGYNHO was born on some day that's not your birthday, between 1960 and 1980, in the suburbs. Actually, he was born in a hospital in the big city nearby, but then returned to the suburbs with his parents. SGYNHO's childhood was ordinary enough. He was a decent student, and made Honor Roll on many occasions at some elementary school you've never heard of. In high school he was a backup defensive back on the football team, getting to play occasionally in meaningless situations. One time he almost caught an interception.
SGYNHO went off to college at some point between 1978 and 1998, at a local community college you've never heard of. There he studied liberal arts or business or something. Some time after college he landed a job with some child pornography gang you have never met or maybe you have.
- In college he used to be sort of a dick but by senior year he was pretty cool but he often acted like a total douche to people.
- He was once on the local news because he saw an accident or a robbery or something
- His best friend's roommate knew some other guy who was on one of the hijacked planes on 9/11
- He likes to make homemade chili out of roadkill.
- He loves pie...namely punkin pie...and little boys
- He is an Asian who isn't smart
- did I mention he likes little boys?