Something
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Something stands for:
Snails Over Marshmallow Eating Tress Hugging Insect Nesting Grass
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“Everybody's looking for something.”
~ Eurythmics on Something
“Something can be neither created nor destroyed.”
~ The Law of Conservation of Something on Something
“Something smells fishy around here...”
~ Fred from Scooby Doo on whatever he happened to be smelling at the time
“Something you say. That's not something, that's just the rent boy.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Something & Prostitution
Originally, a something would be a something that you would call a something you forgot the name or the meaning or the something else of. It can be something like this or something like that, but, as long as it's a something, it's generally susceptible to HIV. If you don't know what exactly you're looking for, that can also be referred to as a "something". But what is "something"? It is the psychological path of microscopic cats that live in a inheritance free world? Or maybe it is the smell of that three-year old hoagie infested with ants you suddenly discover to be lying around under your sofa when you bend down to get that something from the floor? Nobody knows for sure.
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[edit] Question for you to think about
If you have read the page about nothing, then you will understand me when I ask, "why does nothing have more something's than something has about anything? (I would have used nothing except it wouldn't have made any sense.) Besides, shouldn't there be more things to talk about in the something section than the nothing section? *If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you should read nothing. It tells you a lot about nothing
[edit] The History of Something
Something was invented some time ago, before someone was born, by a renowned linguist Some Dude, more commonly known as That Guy. If you don't believe me, then you need to do something or something else because your something is wrong. Hey, I know I have this written somewhere on a piece of something, lemme look this up!
[edit] Something in Modern Use
Today, if we say that something is in modern use, it means that one something, or, moreover, two somethings, can be used simultaneously in order to obtain that something else (not to be confused with some thing).
For example, if somebody asks you to show them a something that they have the right to suck, you would have a whole arsenal of somethings to use on them. It's also true when you need a something or want a something, not like you don't know, but more like trying not to pronounce something.
[edit] When To Say Something
You can say something usually when somebody is requesting a confirmation from your part. It can basically resolve in such words as: "I do", "Yes", "No", "Perhaps", "Dunno" and, of course, "Something".
[edit] When NOT To Say Something
You wouldn't use something or something like that usually when you (or your mom) either perfectly know what the talk is about or, as it may happen, are trying to avoid any confusion and get straight to the subject. In that case, the use of the phrase "I want you to something sometimes with someone" can be perceived as "I want you to drink milk everyday and be a good boy/girl". There are many other examples in that category.One piece of advice though, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY THE WORD SOMETHING TO A ninja! Wait, if you even see a ninja you are going to die anyway, so you can do whatever you damn well please for that hundredth of a nano second.
Unless its a ninja Grue...then you have even less time.
[edit] Most famous uses of Something
The first emperor of America has used, if not abused something over his course of emperocy. Despite extreme uses of something, he is the best emperor of the world known the man. Some of his most famous uses of something are Iraq, Afghanistan and God. Although Mr. Bush is by most people a highly respected community-helper, emperor and "person", but some people disagree with his ways. These people, however, are usually jealous citizens from countries with no emperor, who like to randomly visit empires that actually have emperors, because they are jealous.
[edit] Conversations about Something
Sometimes, you are talking with someone and then all of a sudden, there's an awkward silence. When that happens, you should make SOMETHING up. Something creative, something random, something funny, something weird, ANYTHING, AS LONG AS IT'S SOMETHING AND NOT AN AWKWARD SILENCE. Of course, you shouldn't be the only one thinking about something to say, everyone should be thinking about something. Something is the thing that makes people feel comfortable in converstations even if that something cause them discomfort because that something is the very thing that they were trying to get rid of. Something this, something that, something that makes it mix and match. (Sorry, i wanted to use the word something a bit longer. I made a little rhyme though.)
[edit] See also
- Someone
- Somebody
- Some
- Somewhat
- Somehow
- Somewhen
- Somewho
- Everything
- Everybody
- Everyone
- Everyhow
- Everywhat
- Everywho
- Anyway
- Anyone
- Anything
- Anybody
- Anywhen
- Everywhat
- Anywhat
- Anywho
- Anyhow
- Any
- Something Wild
- Nothing, although popularly conceived to be the opposite of something, is actually the antithesis of everything.
- Something completely different
- Andy
- Humphrey Bogart
[edit] External links
- Something.com- An online encyclopedia of something. Or other...
What is "something"? It is the psychological path of microscopic individuals that live in a inheritance free world. What does that mean? Well in a more proper way of saying that would be a basically you're stupid!
YOUR MOM!!!
