Southend-on-Sea

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Originaly built on a giant sewer, this town managed to build a really long platform with a shed on the end. No-one knows why. The town is populated by a long high street, so long it is built over 50 seperate transport routes, all of which are populated by Land Cruisers, driving around in a circle to wipe out themselves and humanity with petrol fumes. It has a theme park stuck over what was previously 30 miles of untouched natural beach, but this is clearly an improvement, along with the neon lighting and amusment arcades. Some stuff populates the edge. The M25 was built to accomadate the huge number of land cruisers, which have worn the roads in town to dust.