Soweto
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Soweto is a black Ghetto, in Johannesburg, South Africa. It is also known as "Da Ghetto" and "Kafferkop".
Residents of the Ghetto are extremely violent and should be avoided at all times. For a white to enter the area is a suicide mission. Many have tried, many have failed, and died a brutal death, caused by heartless blacks. It is famous for those 2 big chimney things.
[edit] Future Plans
White residents have concluded a hypothesis that the reason the blacks are heartless is because they arrived from Monkeys, it clearly explains their pigmentation. It is now believed that Soweto is soon to become part of Zimbabwe, which is a larger Ghetto north. Robert Mugabe, the dictator of Zimbabwe believes that this will bring his goal up to scratch, his plans to brutally murder 20,000,000 blacks (and 40,000,000 whites) through genocide in 2018 is all set to go. The SA Government believes this will be a healthy initiative for the country of South Africa, Mugabe agreed to pay ZD$200 Million (equivalent to R0.3) for the area, which contains 1 Million blacks), it is believed that Thabo Mbeki (the president, and future dictator of South Africa) was under the influence of drugs provided by Mugabe, when he agreed to let Mugabe sign the contract.
[edit] Project Confirmed, Payment Received
Recent reports, as of the 14th December 2006, it has been confirm that the money for Soweto has been transferred the bank account of Thabo Mbeki. After all the bank conversion fees, it is believed that the total amount received was only R92.30. He will spend it on helping improve the poorer areas of KwaZulu Natal (HAHA, as if anyone believes he'd do that!).
[edit] Transfer of Soweto to Zimbabwean Government
December 17th 2006. Reports have been flooding in that Robert Mugabe has landed at O.R. Tambo International Airport (aka. Jam Smutts Internationale Lughawe, Johannesburg International Airport). It is now believed that he will seal Soweto off from the Johannesburg area, and rename it to "logland", at this stage, it is unknown why he has chosen such a highly unusual name for the area.
