Spacetime

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Spacetimeketchup is the "hole" of existence. Levity causes it to curve in a negative direction, while gravity causes the curvature to be positive.

The shape of Spacetimeketchup is toroidal (a doughnut or donut shape depending on which side of the Mason-Dixon yer at) with purple plumes at the hips. The surface area of Spacetimeketchup is zero as any point on the torus is equivalent to any other point. The surface is in fact a single point. The interior area is infinite. While this may seem like an inconsistency it is in fact an quasi-pseudo-ex-anti-unconsistency.

The ability of Spacetimeketchup to have infinite space contained in a single point is based on what Rassilon de Gallifrey's calls the KARDIS (Ketchup And Relative Dimensions In Space) principle.

Also, it can be put on any food and render it edible. This may cause super powers in humans including walking on ice and seeing through glass. (Seeing through glass may be an unholy power as it does not work in churches.)