Spin Doctoring
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“I consulted a Spin Doctor once when I had trouble down below. Told me everything would work out for the best. Thankfully I saw a Witch Doctor for a second opinion, and the Moose Semen medicine cleared everything up.”
~ Noel Coward on Spin Doctoring
Spin Doctoring is the art or possibly science, of taking something that could be construed as a bad thing, and then re-wording it such that in fact. What originally was originally probably going to put people at a disadvantage is actually probably quite a good thing if you look at it in a different way.
This is why Spin Doctors and Spin Doctoring is so important for the modern world; it enables the general populace to feel more positive about themselves and about their place in the world, thanks to superior Spin Doctoring enabling them to see the better points about the things in life that they might not actually approve of.
[edit] How Spin is applied
Many wrongly believe that Spin is the result of telling what are known as "little white lies", but this couldn't be further from the truth; for example, whilst it might seem a bad thing for your local council to be levelling part of a local national heritage forest to make way for a landfill, you're simply forgetting that this will actually make space for all the additional garbage being produced that's currently having to be left to rot on the streets giving your children all sorts of untold diseases... that will now be a thing of the past thanks to this brilliant move! not to mention the extra cash the council are making for importing trash from the other districts.
Other people believe Spin is just another form of censorship, although this again is simply not true; Spin is a derivative work designed to allow people to see the other side of an argument and then to rightly discount the one they originally held to be true, this is why you are now beginning to clearly see that Spin is a good and necessary tool, and it is only the name that makes it sound like it could possibly be something that is bad for society; after all, you can make up your own minds anyway... we just help you along in your decisions!
[edit] The Future of Spin
The future of Spin will be a marvelous thing, how could it be anything other? Experts in the field concur that modern techniques, as well as up and coming technologies will go to improve our lives in many of the ways that Spin Doctors are currently suggesting.
