Spirate
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Spirate is the initial term for the combining of two forces, and these two forces being Spiderman and the other Pirateman, and unfortunately has nothing to do with Chuck Norris. Although we all know that Spiderman was bit by a spider in highschool, we have also figured out that this was not true. He was in fact bitten around the age of six or seven and below is the ACTUAL account of Spiderman and his lost love that rarely anyone knows about, Pirateman.
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[edit] History
This was all recorded by a Spiderman Journalist:
Spiderman has been a professional Spiderman superhero since she was about oh maybe six or seven. Spiderman was very talented in the dancing of the spiderweb. Spiderman had many many dances that she could do on the spiderweb. Then Spiderman went to Superhero school where she met her true love. His name was Pirateman.
Pirateman was very skilled in the arts of playing the 4 stringed instrument, the fiddle and could yarrgh very well. Pirateman never had good luck with women. The first 1 and a half years of Hero school were killer. He had been dumped twice by two evils. But then during the second half of his 2nd year he met her. Spiderman.
Pirateman was immedietly captured by the beauty of Spidermans amazing eyes and awesome personality. Pirateman knew he had to meet Spiderman.
Well they talked and talked and they had very very similar interests. One was music. Spiderman and Pirateman both liked Green Day. They were the best band and still are to this day.
Well everything was all swell beans so Pirateman finally asked out Spiderman. But then that's when HE came in.
[edit] EMO
Yes he was one of Pirateman's old allies from back in the "deep black and pink checkered sea's" days. He was a valuable member of Piratemans allies. But then EMO backstabbed him. It was the worst thing that couldve happened. And it did. Then EMO started taunting Spiderman and Pirateman but especially Spiderman. Made her cry and stuff and feel really bad.
Luckily for Spiderman and Pirateman, they finally just gave up and have now been together for almost 13 months. This is the true life story of Spiderman and Pirateman who are the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you want to learn more, Watch "The Phantom of the Opera".
[edit] Rumors
Rumors of these two actually not being together and actually just being made up is highly fictional. This account is true for whatever circumstances and has been told for th past year around the United States.
Rumors also of Pirateman being false, are also fictional. Pirateman is in fact, real and has been seen by many around the United States.
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