Splunge

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“3 Is for trycycles!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on on splunge

“Y? because we kill things!”

~ The Animals on on killing things via splunge

Splunge is for splunge. And ham salad, contrary to common belief, is not for lunch. It is for noon. E is not for pants. it is for Epants. However, B IS for boobs. Splunge is a useful thing to use when you need to splunge a bit. If you use splunge, you will undoubtedly develope splungelieness.

Contents 1 Splungeangle 2 Splungeathon 3 Verb to Splunge 4 The Splunge Prophets 5 Ways of Splunging 6 Avoid Splungies 7 Do You Need to be Splunged? 8 People who have splunged more than you ever will.

[edit] Splungeangle

if you should ever find a splungeangle, you are lucky to be alive. Rumor has it that they will suck out your eyeballs, eat your spleen and bite your head off. so, if you believe in the whole splungeangle phenomenom, you should definately run away from this article. Run. GO. RUN AWAY!!! alright, any of you who dont believe in Bullshitism or any ideal of it should be fine.

[edit] Splungeathon

When Oscar Wilde decided to splunge a bit he decided that it would be a world event.So now, every hamster must compete in this splungeathon and attempt to splunge on just about everything. However, anonymous lemmings often get into the place, but of course, end up jumping off of cliffs.

[edit] Verb to Splunge

The verb to splunge is, splungevitable. beacuse splunge is inevitable, and you suck. also, go to bullshitschool, you damn bullshitist. Bullshitists all suck bullshit. Now, go splunge yourself several times. You dirty filthy splunger.

[edit] The Splunge Prophets

Dear humanity, we regret being splungey bastards, we regret splunging to earth, and we most definately regret that our core ship just blew up our splungied ass fleet! HOO-RAH! ~Sarge on those splungey bastards

There is, an offshoot of bullshitism that is called splungism. This religion sucks, as you have to do many a splungeathon just like those hamsters. Damn those hamsters! If hamsters did not exist, this world would be a far better place, and have more PIE... KILL ALL HAMSTERS!!!!!!! THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR PIES!

[edit] Ways of Splunging

• Splunge method #1. get some splunge. add some masturbation. then roast a donkey in the splunge oven. then the *Splunging will be complete.
• Splunge method #2. find Stan. get stan a cold one, and maybe he'll splunge you real good.
• Splunge method #3. that black guy and jew could probably do it for you. they're always into that shit... yeaaaahhhh.
• Splunge method #4. Insert penis into wall, and perhaps the splunge fairy can grant you the wish you want, you creeeeeeppppyy guy. why the fuck are you still reading this? this is really stuff that you 4 years olds girls/hermaphrodites shouldn't be reading... unless you want that guy over there to come over there... in which case, YOU SIR, ARE A FUCKTARD.

[edit] Avoid Splungies

Splungies are approximately 5 times more deadly than grues, and should be avoided at all costs. the only person who can possibly defeat one, EVER is Oscar Wilde. with his holy splunglyness, he smites all splungies with a "THSLURPLEERPLEATHNAKNSHAIT." Unfortunately, as that is practically unpronouncible, we will never be able to reproduce another one. Fortunately, splungies are 5 times harder to find than grues, so, you should never be able to find one. if you do, wow. you're fucked.

[edit] Do You Need to be Splunged?

Well, consider it this way: if you dont need to be splunged, you havent been splunging enough, so go get splunged. just remember to watch out for the splungeangles. if you do decide to become splunged, you will most likely become bat fuck insane. also, remember to watch out for boba fett. he's just too awesome.

[edit] People who have splunged more than you ever will.

• Oscar Wilde
• Chuck Norris
• NOT Tom Cruise... fucking scientologist.
• The Pope (honorary title due to his awesome Pope hat and powers.)
• That Guy
• This guy
• Steven Spielburg. even spielburg splunges more than you.
• Me
• They
• Batman's left foot.
• Einstein. yep, Einstein.
• Batman's right foot.
• Maddox
• that morbidly obese man over there

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