Spoon
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The "Spoon" was an extremely common weapon during the years of 1568 to 1600's. The spoon was crucial in these years because of the zombie attacks. These attacks started when a young couple was eating dinner and all of a sudden a zombie appeared and attacked. This couple with only the spoon left from the bowl of soup grabbed the spoon and started to attack back. Since then people have always kept spoons in their kitchens.
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[edit] Spoon trivia
-If something is exposed to spoons e.g. A Cat. It may become bat fuck insane for the rest of its life.
-Spoons are occasionally used for masturbation by sick-minded individuals. Hairbrushes are also sometimes used.
-In 2002 a group of vigilante scientists bent on making the world a better place through whatever means necessary crossbred spoons and forks to create sporks. They pwn.
-Jesus used to meow at spoons.
-They are occasionally used for the assassination of walruses.
-Quite often found in pinball machines.
-Karl Marx once crossbred with a spoon and created the spoonorris which then crossbred with the spork which caused there to be no teaspoon either meaning soft boiled eggs will never ever turn out right
-Spoons instantaneously combust when they come in to contact with Gordon Brown.
[edit] Spoon Huffing
This has recently become popular throughout the Southern hemisphere. Scientists suspect the Northern hemisphere will soon catch on to this psychedelic ritual. A technique has developed for ideal Spoon Huffing;
-Place spoon to oral cavity
-Huff
Although this method seems threatening, scientologists have confirmed that it is a safe, pleasurable climax.
[edit] There is no spoon.
There is no spoon. It's true because a weird bald kid with a spoon said so. What do you mean, you don't trust bald people? That's discrimination! I happen to know that all eggheads are on complete authority about spoons.
As a final word to all Spoon warriors carry your spoon with pride and may your lips never dribble.
[edit] The Use Of Spoons In Alien Invasion
Spoons will be used as a deadly weapon by reflecting and concentrating the suns rays and burning us all in horrible melty deaths however this can be counteracted by what we call a mirror, as on Zargovax they do not have mirrors when their death squads arrive we will have the upper hand and be able to fight them. If you do not have access to a mirror cover yourself in foil.
