Spring shoe
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The Spring Shoe , or Anti Gravity Sandals (German: Das Sprichgentshh reACHEN Shu) , is a simple extension to the most common human beings organs called feet.
Of course there are many many other uses to feet but eventually none of them actually spring.
That one and only fact is the one that proves all others wrong.
The progress of those spring shoe, evolving the gravity forces and the mighty Thor
mixing all kinds of elements into simple and elegant High Jumping Instruments
of pure divine is a, as no other words are in my brain can describe, gift !!
A gift of nature and her boyfriend , God , to us humble creatures of unSpringed legs to evolve and expand into higher levels and stupider unsafer walking movements and not to mention the dance
Of course as in any other adventure of human technology race , it all began with the military.
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[edit] Evolution of the Spring Shoe
The original Spring Shoe was "Kfitz Shoe" (or, Ardalaim Mekaptsim!!) invested by the Israeli Army of Public Assumptions and developed by Chuck Norris and Kfitz the Cat at the late 1920'.
after some real stupid severe testings it was given to the Israeli Mossad to slap giraffes by their antennas and fine tune for better reception of outer space giraffes. Later on the giraffes decided they need to wear spring shoes too so that the Mossad couldn't fine tune these antennas.
The spring shoes finally gained its respectable place in the world today when it had 2 new features added to its core design. First, a spring and second the other springs.
Then came the golden age for Spring Shoes high and high jumping success and more market for the common non sprung customer the big shoes companies started to hit the streets.
The Nike Springs for Boys evolve and surely left a few marks on the ceilings
London Faggy Shoe Company made their marks while selling Feet Lifts
and of course Axl Rose found his Guns Band with a Spring Shoe called Sprash
With the acceleration of Nanotechnology there was need for an artifact of real high movement so the original Lo-Fi models soon improved into smaller, whiter, sharper, offspring such as:
- The Ms-Spring
- The Ms-Spring 3.11 DEMO
- The iSpring
- Virtual Spring Shoe , SimSprings
[edit] Spring Shoe and World Domination
The future for The Spring Shoe...? Who knows?? Scientists believe some projects might change the way we walk as a two legged monkeys, while others tend to jump around while stupidly trying to drink beer with their feet 1.7 meters above the ground
Others claim it might be that the spring itself will evolve a cheesy brain and will just jump away...
[edit] Uses
- Mostly use externally.
- Don't wear during hiccups.
- Use only the spring shoe rout on the autobahn or the kangaroos will get you... they WILL get you!.
- Mostly while drinking.
- Avoid Hobbit Lairs.
- Works Well while using crutches to balance Logic/WayOut Flowt.
[edit] Abuses
- While Listening to trance
musicnoise the shoe wearer should keep in mind that its all in their heads and part of the show , and should not attempt to divert universes. - Should use in fall.
[edit] See Also
- Spring Shoe : The Movie
- Jerry Springer
- Duct tape
- Spring Shoe on Ice : The Concert
- Ceiling Cat
- Giraffes
- Antenna Tuning
- Nikola Tesla
- Mossad
- The Real Happiness
- Spring Theory
- A_Related_Link
- Ice cream
- The Bat Spring
- Vodka
