Squidditch

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“Squidditch? Am I missing something?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Squidditch

“In Soviet Russia, Squidditch doesn't know YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Squidditch

“Almost as good as Scientology!”

~ Me on Squidditch

[edit] Origin of Squidditch

Nobody knows, cares, or gives a shit about Squidditch.

Buuuuuuuttttttttt................ I do. Oh yes, I certainly do. Well, basically, Squidditch is a sport I made for no reason. I told Harry Potter to try to play it, he ended up in a hospital bed in LA. Shame, that. I asked some guy if he knew what Squidditch, was... He just gave me the finger. I also think it was created when Malfoy decided to throw a mutant squid at Harry Potter's head and it morphed him into a squidman. To play squidditch you need the following, or something similar, I don't care:

• Squid
• Quidditch
• Squidditch
• Your mom

[edit] Squidditch World Cup

The Squidditch World Cup is held anually each year. It is an utter load of crap. Who knows who plays in it? I certainly don't.

That's it. Now go away. How about here.

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