Sri Lanka
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Phone Call for Sanath Jayasuriya:
Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone) Sandra : "Can I talk to Sanath, this is his wife." Team Manager : "Sorry, he is just going to bat" Sandra : "No Problem, I will Hold on"
Q. What is the height of optimism? A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What would you call a sindhi who has fallen from 29th floor?
A: Kriplani
Q: What would you call a sindhi who has fallen from 50th floor?
A: marjani
Q: What would you call a Sindhi who studies law?
A: Keswani
Q: How do you measure a sindhi's's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A GUJRATI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A sindhi going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SINDHI THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Marathi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sindhi doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do sindhi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the sindhi do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you confuse a sindhi person?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sindhi in suspense?
A: Just tell them (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why are sindhi hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: How do you keep a sindhi busy all day?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How did the sindhi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sindhis went to a movie together? -
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What's the difference between a sindhi and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Gujrati a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call a sri-lankan whois institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a Marathi with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: When is it legal to shoot a sardarji in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: What do you call a pakistani in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A sardarji BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
Q: Why did the hindustani take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: Why can't sardarjis put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Whats the difference between a gujrati and a Supermarket Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A hindustani parade.
Q: Guy asked his sardarji wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."
A sardarji's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
