Stalin V. Trotsky

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Leon Trotsky
Stalin


Stalin V. Trotsky was a epic debate over who would rule the USSR. it was hosted live on irc by the ideal host Oscar Wilde and is transcribed here in full

The Debate[edit]

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Wilde: Heya. Good christmas?
Trotsky: Yeah not bad thanks. Stalin not turned up yet? Bet the coward doesn't even show.

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Stalin: Sneak attack bitch! You and your ideologies are going down!

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Wilde: Behave fuckers! keep it civil. Everyone calm? okay then let us begin. Gentlemen your topic is "Why should you rule the USSR?". This ends WHEN I GOD DAMNED SAY IT ENDS! NO OVER TIME! Stalin you start.
Stalin: Well I think I would be a qualified leader because Comrade Lenin loved me.
Trotsky: THAT is incorrect! Lenin told his family on his death bed that that you should not be allowed to take power.
Wilde: HEY SHUT UP MOTHER FUCKER! You wait your God damned turn! Stalin, continue...
Stalin: I also had a great role in the revolution and my facial hair makes me supior to everyone else. That is why I should rule.
Wilde: Trotsky your response.(Now you can talk motherfucker)
Trotsky: First Lenin hated you. Second all you did in the revolution was polish MY toilet. Third your facial hair smells like cabbage.
Wilde: Stalin?
Stalin: Can you prove Lenin hated me? I also cleaned Lenin's toilet, making his influence over me great. Therefore I will be a great leader.
Wilde: Trotsky respond.
Trotsky: Ask his family. They were around when he said it.
Stalin: Unfortunately Lenin's family is no longer with us.
Trotsky: You had them killed didn't you? You bastard!

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Wilde: Dammit! I'm not going to even say anything any more. Just fight it out between yourselves.

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Stalin: I ask you Trotsky how would YOU run the USSR?
Trotsky: I would give democratic control to the worker's soviets.
Stalin: In soviet Russia soviets control YOU!
Trotsky: Wait what?
Stalin: You see you can't give democracy to the people. You have to beat them into submission to get any work done. We need to get ahead in this age and I believe I can do it by killing at least 1,000,000,000 people.
Wilde|Away: Ooo beat them into submisson. Kinky.
Trotsky: That is insane. That is not socialism!
Stalin: O RLY?
Trotsky: YA RLY!
Stalin: I say it is socialism because...you are gay! I saw the way you looked at Lenin.
Wilde|Away: O RLY?
Trotsky: I am not!
Wilde|Away: Ya know what? Time is up. Stalin wins for his sex-charged arguments. Now Trotsky...you want to meet sometime, like get some coffee...
Trotsky: NOOOOOOOO!
Stalin: Yes! Start Killing those peasants!

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