Stalin the Friendly Ghost

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Stalin the Friendly Ghost was the pianist of the band Chernobyl. Also a robot, he was built to exactly resemble the great American sportsman Josef Stalin, except without the man-breasts or syphilis.

He had a love dungeon in his palace where he would lock up nubile young girls and recite poetry to them before masturbating thoughtfully whilst pontificating on the Franco-German trade agreements of the 16th century.

He is sometimes remembered as 'history's greatest butcher'. No one knows why. He exploded along with his three band-mates when they suffered a fatal core-meltdown in concert. Stalin's Ghost however, due to his ghost-like existance survived the meltdown and has since joined up with the Chinese rock band Crush 40.