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“Oh my Stalin, oh my Stalin, oh my Staaalin Clementine…”
"Hey hey hey, what do you say?"
~ Joseph Stalin on Stalinbear
Stalinbear is apparently the hybrid of a bear and Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. Some say this was Stalin's first successful attempt at gene splicing. Others say Stalinbear is Stalin's little, furry nephew. Nobody really knows, or for that matter, cares.
Anyways, Stalinbear has a cool mustache. A really cool mustache. It is so cool, he can get any girl he wants. That's pretty good, even for a bear. Oh, and he can fly. Did I mention that? Well he can. He also has a large collection of antique lamps.
Stalinbear is in fact not related to Hitlerbear. Stalinbear is somehow related to Joseph Stalin. And Ringo Starr. And Forrest Gump. And Cher. And PantsMacKenzie. Nobody knows for sure how Stalinbear is related to them. He just is.
Who is Stalinbear?
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