Stara zagora

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Stara Zagora (from the Farsi for Moldy Breakfast) is a relatively unimportant city in the north of a country resembling an Absolut bottle as looked at from a helicopter. Its history remains veiled in the mysteries of cannibalism, abundant decriminalized usage of speed and mal-nutritioned women.

Currently Stara Zagora is being burnt down to facilitate the conception of new conceptions about its architecture. However, the title "City of Limes" would certainly adorn Stara Zagora's coat of arms for ever and ever, amen!