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The state quarter program started in 1999 by the U.S. Mint to raise interest in coin collecting, resulting in more children going into those creepy coin collecting stores. There will be a series of 50 quarters, the tail or reverse or the side without a floating head featuring an image depicting each state in the best light possible, generating untold billions in tourist revenue. The quarters would be circulated in the order in which the states bribed the U.S. Treasury. Most quarters feature a likeness of the state, the state motto, and something the state is noted for. The series started with Adam, and will end with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Note: D.C. is not a state, dumbass. Nor is Puerto Rico, they aren't Americans but Hispanics who act like black people taking over New York worst than the Jews. By 2010, we will use the Euro to replace the declined dead presidents US dollar.
Massachusetts (New England, but Boston is all Irish).
"The Kennedy State" "The Yankees ah wicked retahded!"
The three famous Kennedy brothers in Redsox attire.
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Maryland (Excluding DC).
"We've got Crabs!"
A crab.
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South Carolina (New America).
"Let's Secede again, Third time lucky!"
Refers to the state's previous attempts to leave the Union.
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New Hampshire (as in "Hemp").
"The 'We're #1' State".
The state depicted as a giant foam finger.
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Virginia (the Mother's vagina of Presidents).
"Everybody important was born here" Washington, Jeffereson, Monroe, Madison, Henry, Lee, Woodrow (uh ha ha hah ha ha ha) Wilson, Stonewall Jackson and Stoner Wall Gay Dude (eh heh heh heh heh eh heh heh)".
Lists the names of all the notable figures in US History born there.
"We've always been a state, just didn't want to admit it, eh?"
A Moose, thanks Sarah Palin, hail our new majesty, the queen of Alaska.
One problem, Quebec already seceded from Canada and the Turks-Caicos islands joined...us, unlike original plans to join Canada. We got word the Eskimos (er...Inuit) decided to stay in Canada, but the bluest US states in the last election changed their minds to remain America. We may rename the country to the North American Union (a kinder, gentler and polite term for "New world order").
Iraq, I-ran, Afghan-stan, Paki-stan, Ass-yria (get it?), Leb-anon, Dubai, Katar, Bah-ran, E-Gyp, our friend the Kingdom of Saudia, and our favorite: state of Israel.
"The State of Emergency" or the "State of Chaos".
American troops shoots ragheaded Moslem A-rabs in our "nation building" skills to create a new global imperialist empire over the darkies of the third world.
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