Stephen Fry

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“Ah, yes, Stephen Fry. I starred in his biopic, you know. I don't remember doing it, but I saw it once.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Stephen Fry

“Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry”

~ God on Stephen Fry

The Rt. Hon. Lady Stephen St. Margaret Sebastian Fry is a well-known life insurance salesman, actor and all round smart arse, who is best known for his roles in such historical documentaries as Blackadder and any other show that requires an intelligent, tall and generally awesome character. Fry is the world's first Oscar Wilde clone and is believed to be made from 150% pure Britishness. Born in the year 1957 AD, Stephen Fry has been renowned for many years for having been in his late forties his entire life. He is accepted by all as the smartest and most brilliantly knowledgeable person in the whole Universe.

[edit] Career

Having spent much of his life being a radio presenter, writer, actor, valet to Hugh Laurie and as the general Voice of British Things, Stephen Fry's career is far too vast to sum up in any form of language and its extent can never be fully understood. Unfortunately, this lack of empathy often causes bad things to happen to Stephen: in 1995 he went to Belgium and in 2008 he broke his arm. Didums.

When Stephen is not busy making documentaries about his mild insanity and gayness, he can be found hosting the quiz show QI (Quiet Interesting) in which the guests have to produce as many interesting revelations about Jeremy Clarkson's sexuality as possible in a forty-minute time period. Fry's main activity in this is to humiliate Alan Davies as many times as possible in the same period, by declaring his seemingly correct assumptions of Clarkson's sexuality to be completely incorrect. However, recent media speculation has brought to public attention that this humiliation may in fact be a thinly veiled attempt to disguise an intense sexual tension between the pair. Indeed, an unnamed source has described Fry and Davies as "the most homoerotic double act since Oscar and Bosie". It is equally rumored that allegations of this affair prompted a jealous Hugh Laurie's well-documented addiction to Vicodin.

[edit] Relationship with Hugh Laurie

Stephen and Hugh first met when Stephen, looking for work to pay for his University fees, became Hugh's valet. They instantly fell in love and later went on to create several documentaries about their domestic life, most notably Jeeves and Wooster. However, Stephen's mad love affair with Apple products created a rift between the two, which cultivated in the canceling of all their shows and the kidnapping of Hugh by the Americans. Stephen has made several attempts to rescue Hugh. However, all have been unsuccessful because Stephen is just too damn British. Evidence of Stephen's longing for Hugh has, on occasion, leaked out into the public domain - it was recently revealed that Fry had been illegally downloading episodes of House M.D. just so he could see Hugh.

[edit] Twitter

Since 2008 Fry has been quietly building an army of followers (or Fries) using the popular online ornithological service 'twitter'. It is feared that one day he will call his army to rise and lead us all in pleasantly upholstered servitude. Only the massed intellectuals of Barack Obama are thought to be able to stop him.