Steve Guttenburg

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“Did he print Bibles?”

~ Tamia

Not related to Steve Guttenberg.

He also created Johnny 5, who is alive.

Did You Know?[edit]

Steve Gutenburg...

  • Printed the first Bible?
  • Invented the Trans Am?
  • Was a founding member of the A-Team, but quit on the grounds that the others were "wimps"?
  • Drank Lake Michigan on a dare?
  • Is better than I am...in bed?
  • Is the father of Johannes Gutenburg, inventor of movable-type printing?
  • Swam to Germany in 1940 and gave Adolf Hitler a wedgie?
  • Is an ambidexterous masturbator?
  • Is a brand of grain alcohol prominent on third world planets such as France.