Stoat Pimp

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Pimp of the Stoats, usually has a rather big hand for carrying more than one Stoat. The average price of a Stoat depends entirely upon supply and demand. Usually you can get a Stoat pretty cheap right after the Stoats are in heat, which, however, is the best time for Stoat molestation. So, in a way, you have to take the loss of missing the season, but in a way, you gain many years of Stoat molesting.