Stoiber

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[edit] Stoiber, Das

“Damn... him again!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Stoiber

Das Stoiber at Munich Street Soccer Festival

Clone of Reichsführer SS, Kaiser Franz "Ostrich" Josef. Dictator of Bavaria, a small backward country southeast of Germany.

People from EU will react to the mere mentioning of Das Stoiber by running completely berserk, throwing their arms up and down, hopping all around the place and, while trying to make their eyes meet at the back of their heads, shout: "STOIBER!STOIBER!STOIBER!...aaahhhh....STOIBER!STOIBER!STOIBER!..." etc. until they die of exhaustion.

1944 cloned by Reichsführer SS, Emperor Franz "Ostrich" Josef to eternally rule over Bavaria.

A little known fact is that Das Stoiber used to play the role of "Devon Miles" in the TV Series Knight Rider. He quit in 1986 after "KITT" went mad on the set and drove over his legs multiple times. His right leg was amputated afterwards and replaced upon his explicit wish with a peg leg, as he wanted to show his respect for the God Flying Spaghetti Monster by becoming a pirate. Later on the Crime Scene Investigators found out that "KITT" was deliberately manipulated by the show slut "Bonnie" because she was jealous on Stoiber's gaysexual relationship with David Hassel-puff.