Strabismic amblyopia
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“Well, I don't think much to this bollocks!”
Oscar Wilde on Strabismic Amblyopia
[edit] Detail
Strabismic Amblyopia(SA) is the virus responsible for evolution from monkey to man.
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[edit] == Background
First imagined in the mid-to-late post-geographic period just outside Thurso, England, the virus is now reckoned to have infected more than 100% of the planet's population.
Originally spread by the power of thought, SA is inevitable and involves the use of complex eye-patch technology. == == == == == ==]]
[edit] Treatment
Researchers into the disease from China found a cure after high profile victim - hit documentary star Sylvester Stallone - set up charity group sTrAB-oN.
