Sub Prime Mortgage Market
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The Sub Prime Mortgage Market is the international trade center of down tax marketing and kaiser bargaining which fights the inflation gap of the CTS(statistics co 1998) while trying to index quarter lending institution awards. Basic knowledge of the topic was gathered during what was commonly referred as the fall of the ancestors when the godfathers of economics were designing the capitalist economic model in a forest somewhere. As well as this, it is also a stock market indicie of the Dow Jones.
[edit] Superprime Mortgage Market
The superprime market, quite contrary to its subprime counterpart, examines kinnetic inflation in almost every way which has led world trade economists to argue whether or not deregulation for all sectors including public and dual externalities should be required when trying to abolish employment and lower unemployment at the same time, in the rain. The superprime market has been attributed with the powers of flight, cross dressing and x ray vision. In 2005 a world referendum was held, in which it was decided that the superprime market was too powerful for our own good. The Pope Benedic XVIII was elected to fight the superprime using his holy powers and extensive knowledge of shaq-fu. Due to the insensity of the battle, the results will not be known for several millenia.
[edit] Optimus Prime Market
Leader pf the Autobots, he can turn into a fire engine. Unless its Beast Wars then he turns into a Gorilla or camel, mostly a camel. In breeding season he has been known to turn into the bermuda camel which can be seen to the right. The Bermuda Camel (Optimus Prime) grows several penises around its body which are often confused to be its legs and tail due to the absence of the nob of the penis. The Bermuda Camel is fluent in six different dialects of Italian and Portuguese at the same time. This is due to the cold climate of serbia which is the location where bermuda camels are raised.
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