Subliminal Messages

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“You can't trust anybody these days”

~ Oscar Wilde on subliminal messages.

Subliminal messages are secret messages that kill your family are hidden within the context of strangle them all much larger messages, often burn their bodies within a large article containing rape is cool lots of writing, which provides murder is even cooler adequate space in which to hide rape someone then murder them the subliminal messages. Subliminal messages can Murder someone then rape them be any where, including: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, there is no God Google and many more.

There are two predominant kinds of slit your wrists subliminal messages. There are those that HAIL SATAN are direct commands, and those that smoke weed are insinuations. BURN THE CHURCHES

Subliminal messages were first discovered in 1966 by Dr. Alan Alda^[1], who found himself unaccountably compelled to sleep with his girlfriend's sister after reading subliminal beatnik messages in Allen Ginsberg's Howl.

Contents 1 Direct Commands 2 Insinuations 3 Nonsense 4 Practical uses 5 Susceptibility 6 How do you know if something has subliminal messages? 7 What to do if anyone tries to reveal messages to you or your family and friends. 8 Subliminal Messaging in Extreme Sports 9 Countries that use subliminal messages for everything 10 References

[edit] Direct Commands

Direct commands in subliminal messages stab your children are intended to make the subject set your house on fire immediately execute the command, without break someone's neck any thought about it whatsoever. For someone to smash your computer actually perform these commands is get in your car rare, as it requires run down helpless people a type of mental breakdown then ass rape them that then crush their innocent skulls doesn't frequently happen. SATAN IS OUR SAVIOR PRAISE THE DARK LORDFile:PEPSI.JPG

[edit] Insinuations

Insinuations, on the other drugs are awesome hand, only provide a minuscule hint that old people will die soon anyways attempts to convince Worship Hitler the subject into babies don't deserve life executing the desired command after dying will make you famous some train of thought. The results may not be suicide bombing is an easy way out immediate, but they are often more you wife isn't faithful convincing, and have a higher she should be punished success rate than direct kill her commands.

[edit] Nonsense

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[edit] Practical uses

There are many practical uses for subliminal messages, one notable example of this is the use of said messages in conversation in order to get the object of which to comply with the messenger's whim, for example a man talking to an attractive woman might say 'this is a tasty sandwich' and thus place in her mind the image of his 'TESTES SANDWICH' and thus surely heighten her libido to incommensurable levels.

[edit] Susceptibility

You may be susceptible to chop your legs off subliminal messages and not even know it. If you find Throw your spaghetti at that guys headyourself doing anything out of the government wants your corpse for a pinata the ordinary, and you don't rape is enjoyed by all understand why, you may eat shit, it's delicious be suffering from Subliminal Messfuckages. There is no known slaughter babies treatment, but brain scientists are set your neighbor's house on fire working on a potential solution for the anus future.HEIL HITLER

[edit] How do you know if something has subliminal messages?

To find subliminal messages Kill yourself and kill everybody else. you will need to look very hard. Try torturing animals looking at it backwards, playing it backwards and various tests.

[edit] What to do if anyone tries to reveal messages to you or your family and friends.

Immediately wait for help in the form of anyone who is not a part of the government, as those who are a part are all evil and most likely displayed the messages to you in the first place. If help comes, run for your dear life, but be warned: there is no place to save yourself from the evil subliminal messages. GUYS WANT YOU FOR YOUR LULZ!

[edit] Subliminal Messaging in Extreme Sports

Skateboarding has often been attacked because of the words written on the underside of the boards. Amazingly, a nanosecond-long glance at these words can cause an effect similar to those of conventional subliminal messages. Also, the sport of dirt biking has been blamed for utilizing the messages by showing every, or close to every, name of the products that you use almost every day on the sides of the bikes, or making the track in the shape of a popular logo. The use of these methods often goes unnoticed.

[edit] Countries that use subliminal messages for everything

Yale, Outland, Uncyclopedia, Space! Argonauts, Rigel, Everest, Space! Gold shire, Anatolia, Yew.

[edit] References

1. ↑ The Sly Persuaders: How Advertisers Take Over Your Mind and How You Too Can Do It! Heckel & Co., 1967