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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sudan.
جمهورية السودان
Kingdom of United Republics of Sudan
Flag of the Sudan Coat of Arms of the Sudan
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Omar is life and Omar is Love"
Anthem: "I Bless The Rain Down In Africa"
Sudan is a very happy place.
Capital Omarville
Largest city Presidential Palace
Official languages Omarglish(a mix of omar and english)
God Emperor President Prime Minister Omar
National Heroes Adolf Hitler And Benito Bussolini
Independence I dont Know You see...
Currency V-Bucks,sand and slavery
Religion Terrorism
Population 90000000(before Omar]

Sudan is a poor country where people die much younger than they do in the USA. Adding insult to injury, their lives up to that point are generally much less fun than anyone else's. Although the weather is fairly nice, compared to, say, Idaho, the lack of food, water, knowledge and cable TV makes this seem like a cruel joke of the gods. Most of the people living in the country are niggers.


Sudan is Sudan was known for being a prime spot for collecting farm equipment, until the release of M.C. Pation-Proclamation's #1 album, Frees my People, Bitches. This lead M.C. Pation-Proclamation to become an instant billionaire, collecting large amounts of cash in the process.

M.C. Pation-Proclamation soon released a second album, entitled No'th 1, South 0, Forizzle. Though not as popular or entertaining as his first, he nevertheless collected large sums of cash.

Whilst working on his third album, M.C. Pation-Proclamation freaked out and moved to Africa, for no reason whatsoever. He is said to have moved to Chad, and because of his immense popularity, America was forced to pull out of the farm equipment trade, fearing they might accidentally harvest one of the many similar looking Farm tools.SUDAN IS JUST A POOR SHIT WHICH IS AND POOR THEY WORSHIP GANDI FELLOW FAT IDIAN PRIIK WIT NO LYF

there are 3 well known tribes juba nuba wow!! BY SIDDIQ IBRAHIM


Are you kidding? No one lives in Sudan.


Lions, tigers, black people, occasional kidnapped white and yellow person, elephants, giraffes, Anrikay...pretty much any thing you can see at a zoo, minus the kangaroos...those live in Australia...

I'm sometimes confused with the animals and piero here in Sudan. It's okay.


... if you send them salts a day, you could give them an education, and they will learn what a market is... to be enslaved again! 'cause who doesn't want a new pair of shiny adidas sneakers?


Sudan is a chief exporter of sand, dry wind, guilt, and the patented Sudanese diet plan. and also lets not forget children you must adopt, or that crazy christian guy will throw you a guilt trip for not sending money to these " wonderful children" for just 2 cents a day, and you could send this child here named (click click mmm oip click) and give it an education... or you could not waste your money....


Darfur is a hidden paradise located away from the rest of Africa like Wakanda. It is a happy place full of rainbows and care bears. It rains gumdrops in Darfur and the mountains there are made of ice cream and sprinkles. People in that region live the most peaceful happy lives that the literacy rate there is 1002%. Such a paradise was the brainchild of a kind man named named Al-Bashir who felt sorry all the starving black Sudanese people. So he helped those poor starving black Africans by sending bombers that drop chocolate Hershey kisses in the middle of happy villagers. Then he sent handsome young Janjaweed horseman with AKs that pelt jellybeans and gumdrops into peoples mouths. These charming young handsome Janjaweed knights would sweep all the women of Darfur off their feets and everyone of them wanted to merry them. Don't listen to all those lies you hear about Darfur being a shit-hole were people are being raped and pillaged. Those are just lies to keep away all the imperialists along with their HIV infected robot lesbian zombies.