“Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Abandoned by its parents, Sulfuric Acid became known as a bit of a bad boy and has been known to dissolve several other important elements, including magnesium, erbium, oxygen and a top-secret element that some other scientists in a rival office had filed under "possible cures for cancer, maybe".
As a result, the P118, the committee set up by the 118 elements of the periodic table, has been vastly reduced in size, and renamed P17. The 17 remaining elements are as follows:
- Sulfuric Acid
Let us never forget, however, that Sulfuric Acid is easily one of, if not the most important element currently utilized by major manufacturers. Indeed, without Sulfuric Acid, everyday items we take for granted would not exist. These range from items such as sponges, radios and elastic bands up to duvets and poodles.