Sun City

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Sun City is the capital of the Socialist Republics of the Sun - it is unique among all cities for having no buildings, no inhabitants and being several thousand miles below ground level.

The Mayor of Sun City is Ron Hubbard, well known lunatic, its main import is hydrogen and its main export is dangerous ultraviolet radiation, although it has no inhabitants there is a law in Sun City that anyone who is not a Satanist or a Scientologist must be torn apart and have their organs used for dark magic.

It is said that the eminent Lord of Darkness of the Kingdom of the Ninth Circle of Hell, Satan, has a holiday villa on the outskirts of Sun City, when he himself is not occupying it, it is open to tourists with an admission price of your immortal soul.