Sun keyboard

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The original Sun keyboard was the Titanic's sister ship. It was built by the British in the hope that it would displace so much water, the ocean would completely submerge Holland, thus ending centuries of colonial disputes between the two countries.

History[edit]

In an unfortunate twist of events, in 1912 the Titanic was abducted by a half-yeti, half transsexual elf, half-assed Gwyneth Paltrow impersonator called Leonardo DiCaprio and consequently crashed into an exploding whale, thus grounding Sun keyboards for 80 years.

Today[edit]

Sun keyboards were rediscovered in Paris Hilton by Stephen Hawking around a decade ago. Due to their tremendous mass, Stephen Hawking decided to use one to create a black hole in his wheelchair. Sadly, he has been missing ever since.

Common uses[edit]

Sun keyboards are known to be used as surf boards, tables, ironing boards, doors, tiles, bridges, shields, boats, nuclear-powered spaceships, etc. Rumour has it that a group of unlikely geeks attached one as a keyboard to a peecee, but were unable to properly operate it due to lack of understanding of what most of the keys actually do apart from make most programs beep. A chain of incidents and ill-thought-through actions during this experiment eventually led to the Y2k_bug.

Colour[edit]

Apparently, Sun keyboards are painted purple with the decomposed remains of Stalin. The volatility of this color caused many major disasters, e.g. the Chernobyl disaster, the Ariane 5 explosion, etc...

 

Letters of the Sun Alphabet:
Help |   | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | Print Screen | Scroll Lock | Paul | Mute | Volume Down | Volume Up | Power
Stop | Again | esc | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | \ | ~ | Insert | Home | Page Up | Num Lock | / | * | -
Props | Undo | tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | backspace | Del | End | Page Down | 7 | 8 | 9 | +
   Front | Copy | ctrl | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return |                                                   4 | 5 | 6
Open | Paste | shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift | up arrow |                                         1 | 2 | 3 | enter
Find | Cut | caps lock | alt | Meta | s p a c e b a r | Meta | Compose | Cast Spell | Alt Graph | left arrow | down arrow | right arrow | 0 | .

 

Letters of the Applebet:
esc | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12
~ | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | delete
tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | |
caps lock | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return
shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift
ctrl | option |  ⌘ | s p a c e b a r |  ⌘ | option | ctrl
           
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