Sunny

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“Sunny Wu? He looks like shit!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Sunny

It may mean that the sun is shining very brightly. Or that something looks like the sun. Which is pretty damn lame.

Sunny (Real name Sunil Sandhu), is a famous man.

Sunny Wu, a fictional character from the novel "A Noob's Guide To A-holes", is a horrifying dog-person, with an absolutely grotesque appearance. In the eight-billionth book of this highly unsuccessful trilogy, Sunny Wu is mocked and made fun of on an online encyclopedia by a certain Samuel Cheung, Sunny's partner in malehood.

As mentioned before, Sunny Wu is a dog-person. It is noted in the nine-thousandth of the series, that Sunny has "an appearance so dog-like, disgusting and repulsive that he is known to scare the average human within a ten-mile radius to the brink of death. Survivors witnessing the monstrosity from satellite imagery report that Sunny Wu's face is so utterly disturbing, that it is extremely difficult to discern whether he is a human, dog or a walking pancake." Another excerpt reads "Surviving daredevils bold enough to venture into the ten-mile radius and telescope observers have been known to lose at least 80% of their eyesight."

Most recently, Hong Kong has been suspected of harbouring Sunny Wu in a protective monkey-cage, made specially to contain ugly-face death-rays. The government is denying all reports. However, the WHO has given an international health alert that any survivors of an unfortunate encounter with such a freak of nature should immediately find a quick and effective means of suicide, so as not to scare the population. Schools around the world have been urged to educate students on the importance of eradicating ugliness, the dangers of ugly people and shooting any ugly person that bear any resemblance to Sunny Wu on the spot.

Finally, Sunny is also every other son of a Corean expatriot.