SuperTeamOfPower
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The Superteam of Power was formed in 2006 it's current members are Mr.T, Emma Watson, Eric Cartman, Randy Orton, Eddie, The entire PWB, The Rock, Jesus, YTMND, Bennie The Bull, The Milwaukee Brewers, Trish Stratus, Vin Diesel. John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Jon Stewart. Jesus, Chicago Cubs, Toronto Maple Leafs, milkman, God, Spirit Squad, Brian Urlacher, Jim Belushi, and Tina Fey they are currently headed by Sean Connery There motto is S.T.O.P will STOP you!
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[edit] The Founding
The SuperTeamOfPower was formed by Sean Connery on March, 21, 2005 in order to keep the enemies of the United States at bay. They also have to keep snakes off a plane. In fact Snakes on a Plane was made to show why the Team was formed. Right now the team is battling the forces of the ChainGang led by the evil overlord John Cena. They want to bring Cena's crappiness to end and destroy the WWE Spinner belt.
[edit] Evils
The enimies of the team are
- John Cena
- Landover Baptist
- Ebaums World
- Wikipedia
- Noobs
- Republicans
- Noobs who do not know they are noobs
- Jack Chick
- You
- George W. Bush
- Fred Phelps
- GodsGirl on anointedyouth.org
- Pat Robertson
- Jack Thompson
- Chicago White Sox
- Emo
[edit] Past Battles
Once formed they had to stop Jack Chick from becoming the mayor of Milwaukee. Once they were nearly destroyed the Brewers came and Chris Capuano hit Chick in the head which, destroyed him. After this the Brewers were welcome to join and they did. Next, they had to battle Noobs who like all noobs do think they win at life. Emma came in and as they drooled at her. Were quickly destroyed and is how Emma was voted Vice President.
[edit] Brian Urlacher destorys Landover Baptist Church
The evil ==Zeke== called Emma a Satanic whore in which Great American Bash came to destroy them. But they took him and had him do stuff that was totally not cool. After being held hostage milkman came in on a milk truck driving it through the wall of the church. He too was imprisoned. The rest of the team showed up with Kevin Harvick and Chris Benoit but also were held hostage beacause they were like totally evil. Then Brian Urlacher came in with a Barbed Wire 2x4 and bashed there heads open thus freeing the team.
[edit] Current war of the ChainGang
The war on the ChainGang started when Cena insulted Orton. He then tried to Steal Miss. Watson's TurboDiary but the diary said "Unautorized User access Denied" After wards he was pitied by Mr. T and thus started the war
[edit] Defeat of John Cena
At WWECW Wrestlecade The team had to face the Chain Gang in a Survivor Series Match As the match started Chuck Norris roundhoused a bunch of pedophiles who were drooling at the little kids. The match ended in 4 minutes when Mark Prior did an ankle lock to John Cena forcing him to tap out. Later, Chris Benoit asked to join and they let him to make the team more df4real.
[edit] Battle with GodsGirl
On a Christian website a really crazy bitch named GodsGirl said that the order will burn in hell except for Jesus cause the oppose George Bush. Most of the others also thought she was a complete evil right wing bitch and the order wanted to end this bitch's reign of terror. They sent YTMND to raid the website most of them claiming that Emma Watson is better than you. The site banned GodsGirl proving that a bunch of nerds can stop one idiots opinion fron influncing others.
[edit] Battle on fundmental christians
After pointing out that a lot of girls are very, very hot. Great American Bash was called an Evil human being who really likes those of the oppisite sex so in there mind he may be gay even though he pointed out that many girls are hot which probally says that he is straight but they really have there head so far up there ass tat they can't get it out of there. Anyways they insulted Chris Benoit and he came in wearing his 4real tights. Benoit put each of those assholes in a cripper crossface which got rid of the evil Pat Robertson virus making them totally normal which means they like sex. So Pat Robertson tried to fly there but due to the fact that he is full of shit he couldn't so the team won yet again.
[edit] Future
The team's future is uncertain but with people like that on there side they will stay alive for along time and thwart all evils. Right now the Cicago White Sox want to overthrow The Chicago Cubs as the offical teaem of Jesus and will have to do that
